The clear queen of fashion.

Yep, it's a Forehead post. Deal with it.

Tonight's episode: Mazi's Outfit.

Mazi had on a peculiar outfit. It wasn't awful but wasn't great. Here's the outfit:

It definitely wasn't the pick of the group, either.

A few pages in, however, the pot called the kettle black.

AND NOW...HIGH BEAMS (Yes, I went there.) ON THE QUEEN OF FASHION.

Dare you say her name three times.

Fashion pays. Who cares if it's fake? She be spendin' dat MONEY, HUNNAAAAY.

Graphics from Atari games are very flattering, as is a folded-over skirt.

No man from the "hood" wants to bang someone who looks like their brother from behind.

I wore the same dress from Kohl's...when I was seventeen.

(Also, a curl or two couldn't hurt her.)

Silk lettermans from the van at the gas station are very high-fashion.

Today's lesson: Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Unless you're 504bbymami. Then you're already wrecked and forever oblivious.

Tonight's photos are credited to my good friend who will remain anonymous. This post was also brought to you by Ayana's bedtime, because when the monster's at bay, Winky will play.