Time for a change.

Today's been exceptionally rough. I went to brunch with Ayana's dad and he pretty much said that he didn't want to continue a relationship anymore.

 To keep things simple but inform you: He's pretty selfish and his selfishness has caused me to leave (what I thought would be) temporarily. Within that timeframe (about 5-6 weeks), he's made an attempt to see Ayana twice. I've brought her into town only to have to go home two hours later because he "has things to do". After not seeing her for so long, he lies about meeting up with me to play golf. He said he'd change and be around more. Nothing. I've tried to fix the relationship and he's given up.

With this, I'll probably be updating a little more frequently but most important, I'll have a nicer lease on life and will truly have no distractions from my daughter. This is a new chapter in what will be my awesome life story. (Ew, how cliché, Winky.)

The clear queen of fashion.

Yep, it's a Forehead post. Deal with it.

Tonight's episode: Mazi's Outfit.

Mazi had on a peculiar outfit. It wasn't awful but wasn't great. Here's the outfit:

It definitely wasn't the pick of the group, either.

A few pages in, however, the pot called the kettle black.

AND NOW...HIGH BEAMS (Yes, I went there.) ON THE QUEEN OF FASHION.

Dare you say her name three times.

Fashion pays. Who cares if it's fake? She be spendin' dat MONEY, HUNNAAAAY.

Graphics from Atari games are very flattering, as is a folded-over skirt.

No man from the "hood" wants to bang someone who looks like their brother from behind.

I wore the same dress from Kohl's...when I was seventeen.

(Also, a curl or two couldn't hurt her.)

Silk lettermans from the van at the gas station are very high-fashion.

Today's lesson: Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Unless you're 504bbymami. Then you're already wrecked and forever oblivious.

Tonight's photos are credited to my good friend who will remain anonymous. This post was also brought to you by Ayana's bedtime, because when the monster's at bay, Winky will play.

It's your big day!!

Sorry for the delay! There's been quite a bit going on but I feel it's only appropriate to share photos from Ayana's big day!

Cheesy First Post!

Good morning, everyone!

This is my first post, so it's only fair to showcase the main players of my personal (and, possibly, egotistical) blog: myself and my daughter, Ayana. I'm 24 and she is nearly one. As a matter of fact, her birthday is in two days!

This blog is meant to portray our cute little adventures, personal goals, and other miscellaneous gossip concerning current events. I'm more than happy to take suggestions for blog posts, as well.

Let's party!